Have you ever met a person that doesn't LOVE barbecue?
Yeah - they're an alien.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day - but seriously it's way too early to cook
If you put ketchup on steak, you should be forced to put ketchup on everything - brownies, ice cream...
Technically Pizza is an Italian food but it doesn't come with a side of calamari, or enjoyed across from someone eating spaghetti - so no.
From Hamburgers and Hotdogs to Buffalo Wings and Fried Chicken
Of course we're overweight,
Our food is Awesome!
OK I've never actually screamed for ice cream, but it's good.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, AND in Omaha restaurants
OK it was either that or a joke about Omaha being known for crabs.
Omahans are lucky, we can enjoy an Americanized Enchilada or some authentic Beef Tongue Tacos
... yeah, I've got nothing