All 5 food groups in one delicious square, circle, triangle... on second thought, hold the pineapple.

Have you ever met a person that doesn't LOVE  barbecue?

Yeah - they're an alien.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day - but seriously it's way too early to cook

Do you know how many amazing donut shops we have in Omaha? Well you would if you'd click the link already.

If you put ketchup on steak, you should be forced to put ketchup on everything - brownies, ice cream...

Technically Pizza is an Italian food but it doesn't come with a side of calamari, or enjoyed across from someone eating spaghetti - so no.

It's all Greek to me.

OK that joke might be way outdated, but hey you can't even pronounce Gyro

Asia constitutes 48 countries including India. Food for thought

"Get up & get it yourself" it turns out it's a great business model

From Hamburgers and Hotdogs to Buffalo Wings and Fried Chicken

Of course we're overweight,

Our food is Awesome!

OK I've never actually screamed for ice cream, but it's good.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, AND in Omaha restaurants

OK it was either that or a joke about Omaha being known for crabs.

Omahans are lucky, we can enjoy an Americanized Enchilada or some authentic Beef Tongue Tacos

... yeah, I've got nothing